Well, as Miss Dolly herself has said, “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Seriously. Check this stuff out.

Ship it? Just drive to Siberia and hang a right.

Dude. Dude, you have to visit the Schlumpf museum. There are _things_ there you have never seen. And some stuff you have. Plus a proto-Beetle.

100 mph, with top, doors, windshield, hood, running boards removed and mostly on the two rear wheels, man.

RRRRridge RACER!

Weird, I could swear this place was powered by a Sinclair C5.

Found a two inch lift kit for a SMART, only 375. And there’s that Dakar Rally Smart a guy made. You could do it.

Welcome back. Jalopnik really needed a solid motorsports writer, and your absence was blindingly obvious.

Take it low and slow. Be really careful about rolling. And yeah, bet you could do it.

With a... two inch lift, it _might_ be possible. You’ve got the narrowness, the question is mostly amount of tire and ground clearance.

I wasn’t a fan when they did it to Gizmodo. It’s well intended but it feels like it sacrifices information density for clarity that it didn’t wind up with. .

I really, really hope you like my game better than this when it comes out. Still working on it, you know?

There’s a lot to think about in this article, and I really appreciate the work you did diving into it.

I consider that photo evidence a Topaz couldn’t get out of its own way.

You know, if I drove somewhere in the Topaz, then decided to drive somewhere else in under two hours, I had to pour a bottle of water on the alternator. Never quite figured out where the expanding short was - we replaced the alternator, didn’t fix it.

It’s a shame to see Raceway like that but _damn_ that ad jingle hits me back in the reptile brain. And it’s nice to see Vettes being used for something righteous.

I still agree with this.

550 replica, Daytona replica too.

I understand the efficiency and appreciate that. I am, however, a programmer, and do not like a car that can start or stop itself, especially since that Jeep hack a while ago. I also don’t like my car being anywhere _near_ hooked to the internet.