The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

I was very pleased with my Focus ST. It was, in fact, silver. I was looking forwards to the next generation RS. 

The Taurus was a bit high but within reason. And it was a car that gave America hope after a long black season.

Normally, when you say it’s not worth paying for a project, it’s about an engine swap or other... oddness. This is maintenance, and needed maintenance.

This looks exactly how Paranoia should and I can’t believe these guys pulled it off. 

The Doctor-Killer. A ‘71 silver Porsche 911 bought - no joke, from a guy’s wife who was divorcing him, for way too little money. (later upgraded with a whale-tail from a duck-tail. It needed the stability.)

A few times. Listing only movies where the Beetle had a significant or memorable role off the top of my head...

Huh. Is it me or is there some body sway as he makes that left turn? 

https://www.imcdb.org/vehicles_make-Volkswagen_model-Typ+1.html gives you 310 pages and that’s just for the Type 1.

Oh, look what’s to the left of the Charger in that picture. Most of the time it’s just a character actor, but its had the lead role in at least half a dozen movies.

I just put ‘em in the muffin pan I’ve been using since the 80s.

Meet the Diving Bell Spider. It does an air bubble routine, but I’m pretty sure it’s the inspiration. I’m not linking pictures because of your issues, but I feel this link can be followed without trauma despite a few pictures early up.

The Fiero was a sign that SOMEONE in America knew what a good car could be, something fun and tossable and not too expensive.

Planes are a lot like boats.

They provide a good sense of how much space there is in the back seat of the car. I apologize for not providing a picture of a reverse-facing seat in a recent WRX. Will this do?

Man, I remember that paint job. 

I dunno, man, I got launched out of Grandpa’s P1800 at the age of five and I’m just fine.

Yet again the clear answer is WRX. Even a 2018 should fall under the 25k line.

Thank you for picking up what I was laying down, man.

I owe you, man. I’ve used that a few times.