My WRX has a higher towing capacity. And it shouldn’t have a towing capacity at _all_.

2500 cp max for these fights.

Well, I don’t know if it’ll hold _enough_, but a Cube pops into my head here. Or a Scion b of some sort, but the cute square ones are kinda old by now. Fold the rear seats up or just yank ‘em, and you’ll have something quirky.

Yeah, produced in ‘79 for the ‘80 model year, but STILL, c’mon man. (gestures) 

Darn it, why couldn’t you have used a ‘79? You know you want this car. You know we all wanted this car. And it took Subaru to bring it to the masses. 

Choosing the fun car is always a good idea.

Okay, that’s just weird. Jeep is the model of irrational attachment, and it’s near the bottom? 

Grandparents in Florida. 

I was really expecting to see this video on the list. 76,000 pounds. I mean, it’s no 787 but... 

One of the all time great vans in pretty much the raddest condition it ever came in. Needs some cosmetics, sure, but... if I wanted to overland, this is a serious contender. 

That’s what I thought but I figured I’d ask.

I would like to point out that there was an In-N-Out in New York once. Not NYC, but New York. 

Serious question. It’s hot out, and we all know what that does to the inside of a sitting car. Would solar panels keep the nonpowered car cooler since the energy gets redirected to storage? Or do the panels heat up more efficiently than random metal and make the car hotter?

Called it on Thena. And they’re making Mercury a woman, good balance, cool. Hope they keep the personality, he was always my favorite Eternal. 

Well, Texas, so not a rust problem. If it runs, it’s probably an outlier vehicle and you just have wear issues rather than random Disco Explosions. NP.

Doing my best. I’ve got the tech...

Oh no, especially around the tulips.

That Mitsubishi J59 there is the base for ‘Hound’ from the Transformers.

That’s... not a good look for the front end, though. Looks like a ‘06 Camry, except with fake vents. No real Caddy signature at all. 

Part of what made yesterday’s Jeep a NP is because you can look at it and say, with perfect confidence, ‘whatever’s broke, it’s fixable, and it won’t be that hard.’ Jeeps do not have mysteries, they have things you fix.