It’s true. It’s DARN true.

The funny thing is, when I was there, those two same guys were wandering around it talking about how awesome it was.

I loved the light up plug area of the Mint.

Could just be stuck! Nothin’ like takin an old kart out onto the pond and discovering exactly what ‘no traction’ feels like. That was fun. 

Do you want me to dig up the Nissan Rogues they did for a cross-ref on the treads? Shouldn’t be too hard but I’d have to go find the pics. 

The Altima must have been made with leftover parts from those Rogues they did a few years back.

Wait. They’re both wearing it! They’re BOTH wearing different versions of the Gauntlet! That’s great! 

Look at her jewelry. Apparently she kicked Thanos’ ass and took his rocks. 

Congrats, David. I’m kinda terrified with what you’ll find for next year. A Forward Control that’s been turned into an airplane tug?

They are called aglets and their purpose is sinister. 

You say that, I mean, but I can’t believe we’re supposed to believe that. I mean look at this. 

Awkward Zombie clearly features the ancestors of the Samurai Pizza Cats.

I don’t have a personal instagram account, but I’ve been watching your posts and rooting for you. I wish I could do more, but east coast.

Now explain this:

Excuse me. “And hot-rods.” Cause I do see me a Deuce Coupe there.

And it’s not like there’s not space given that blank lookin’ grille.

Hey, Torch, I didn’t get an answer when I was at the show - was the flow-through’s hatch also a seat?

Damn right.

Now, I’m not doing this to be cruel, but I’ve found just being relaxed and completely unstressed by their game of wandering off seems to just really disrupt them. Just, you know, vanish into a book for a while, be completely unmoved by their presence or lack thereof. 

I’ve found it depends a lot on what coast you live on. I’m east coast, but I have a lot of friends and people I work with on the west coast, which means I get to sleep late, and wake up relatively late - nearly six AM. If I were west coast, I’d probably get to sleep three hours earlier.