Stopping to help people is something I do less than I like, partially cause I’m doing 70, here, and partially because the areas I drive tend to be heavily patrolled by H.E.L.P. trucks.

I wish I were big.

4WD/FWD. Big ol’ tires, itsy bitsy living space.

The Animal! The Animal! Can anything stop... The Animal!

... is that Supervan 2 behind them? That paint job looks remarkably familiar.

I had a toy of this! It’d flip over, roll on top of the wheels, and keep going.

You say that.

I mean, you’ve got the skill, it’s... not an insane concept. What would you go for? 

That diffuser overhaul is gorgeous, really makes the tail sexier. The taillights are nice, the spoiler will happen, but the diffuser really pulls the entire 3/4er view together. 

Yes, something that could travel _over_ the ocean. What a concept. 

Have you ever considered just building a Jeep? I mean, find a frame and Johnny Cash One Piece At A Time it till you have exactly what you want?

I would have accepted Pete Seeger Bridge.

Completely unstoppable except by anything that can travel over the ocean at faster than 56 knots. If only there was some way... 

Cloth seats. No sunroof.

Is it me or does the grille look like a cobra’s hood to you? 

I love it, I adore it, it’s apparently in wonderful shape, but not fifteen grand of it. 

With the low center of gravity from batteries, you could have some real fun. I just don’t understand why they depowered it.

Can you imagine if they’d made the Crosstrek a sporty hybrid? 

Yeah, but the Tesla could actually micromanage the rockets to land safely. They’ve got the software for it...