Aw, man, don’t forget Safety Last! One of Harold Lloyd’s greatest flicks.

I had two accidents this year where I was stationary, one of them I wasn’t in the car.

Oooh. A 2ZZ in a MR2? Now that sounds like fun.

No wrecks. No fender-benders. No accidents.

Well, he gets into his 911, so I guess he probably could get into a brodozer if sufficiently motivated.

How long will the Secret Service work unpaid? 

Car sharing will continue to not catch on. Autonomous cars will continue to fail to be a thing. Teslas will continue to impact large white objects.

Ford’s murdering of all sedans is, as well, a way to get a leap onto what they see as the next generation of cars - there will be a whole new line of cars in ‘21 model year, and I can’t say what they are, but I think I could make a few guesses. 

Subaru will not murder their performance arm. The WRX-line will last for the 2020 and 2021 model year, at which point the hybrid or maybe electric  WRX/STi will launch, showing people exactly how much fun unrestrained torque can be. The delay is because that platform will be the base of the line-wide electric or…

I’m feeling like the electric car industry will start to run into some tethers based around A: shortage of cobalt or other critical elements and B: recycling used batteries.

Well, thanks mostly to massive Agent Orange exposure and some amount of ejecting from a no longer functional airplane, my dad is 95% disabled, but it’s mostly heart issues. He can drive his car just fine, but walking is a bit of an endurance issue. 

Got the parentals a HUD for their car, for their trips up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Also a travel pillow with a hoodie for whoever’s in the passenger seat, so they can nap without the sun in their eyes.

Go, Rally Camry! Reliability matters! 

You left out the tire pressure gauge and a multitool. These can be combined, but probably shouldn’t be.

A space pen costs like ten bucks. That’s the pen the astronauts use! 

Yeah. Someone put a lot of care into that beast, which eliminates most of the PT problems, and that’s a peppy little motor with a manual. It’s no sportscar, but... you know, it’s not a bad idea.

Hey, I been coding eeproms since the 80s, I’m pretty sure I can twiddle a circuit or two. 

Intellivision was pretty sports-oriented. It’s possible you could consider Auto Racing as one of the first racing _sims_ rather than arcade games.

Hm. Well, if every car talks to my car, I’m going to tell ‘em I’m a semi doing 150. That’ll speed up my commute just fine. 

I have been literally parked and had someone in a brand new Caddy with 360 cameras pull out and ram me.