If anyone wants to hit up ole’ Jimmy Spanny himself and ask him what the fuck is going on, here’s his number! 917-881-5965

Absolutely.

I know it’s only a small gesture, but until things change I’m changing my avatar to show my support for Barry and in solidarity with the GMG Union.

May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

I wish you knew how sad it made me feel to bring YOU out of the greys on Deadspin.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

So when are the researchers going to take this study to the next logical step?

Not even that much! I mean, did you look at the hat in the photo? There’s like, two pieces of flair, tops.

Fixed! 

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

What a surprise...I honestly thought he was going to come out flat tonight.

And now that the cursed nail has been removed, the soles that have tormented Sam will be at peace.

Next thing you know you’ll have players talking about ghouls and Tom Brady talking about witches.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

I know no one will ever see this as I’m a lowly grey commenter, but can you guys quit with the auto-play videos. I keep thinking the voices in my head are back.