I like this one. You almost can’t tell what’s in the bags.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
Would you derail it, or just end short of the ship?

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already: Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To sink…

“I be fine with a woman as President. But I just don’t want Christine LaGarde to be that President.”

I bet he knocked all both of his teeth out.

Adam Sandler stars as Rob Schneider, who’s been hired to star in a movie biopic of David Spade. But Sandler’s Schneider has a different vision of the Spade character than director Dennis Dugan, a frequent Adam Sandler director but a man whom Schneider does not see eye to eye with. Dugan, played by Kevin James, will…

Barkley is just bitter because most women have rings, and he doesn’t. 

“I prefer dancers who don’t get cut.”

Put the whole administration on the show and rename it Dancing For the Czars.

Jean shorts that can double as a chess board if they were checkered, you know, flat in the back. No junk in the trunk. Gluteus minimus. Two paper clips rubbing together. Badonkadont. Empty Moon. Assless Chaps without the Chaps. Flat-Bottomed Girls that don’t make the world go round. A manila folder juxtaposed with…

Oh, these events look interesting:

An educated, informed populace is a threat to authoritarian regimes, and less easy to control. Free access to information is also a threat. Librarian here.

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

I have an entire list of mostly-drunk assholes I would ban in a heartbeat if I was in charge where I work. And yet, we keep putting up with these cretins who answer the door naked, hit on the driver, try to trap the driver in their house, etc.

I don’t understand that. It’s not like a server - or even a manager - gets a financial boost in that situation. Even if the guy visited every week - or every day, for that matter - most of that money goes straight back to corporate.

Same, when I worked for a Denny’s in college. Two ultra white trash customers had the run of that place and they’d be rude and racist and sexist to everyone around them and if we DARED to complain to the management, they’d give us stern warnings - or cut our hours.  It was the weirdest damn thing.  

It’s funny that the staff called that racist “Cowboy Curtis”, because in my mind, there is only one Cowboy Curtis, and he’s black.

Think of all the saliva this man has unknowingly consumed.