This movie proved to me that Streep was a great actress. She was hot!

That line wasn't funny in the 70's either.

Irish?

White guy?

Peter who?

Nah, it's clearly the Jack Buck show appearance. He was an unfunny embarrassment. I remember Stern and the crew telling him that it was great television. He knew it wasn't. It was like he wanted someone to tell him the truth but no one did.

The closest I ever came to a homer was on my birthday. The fly ball was so high the outfielder had time to get back to the fence and reach over. And because it was just cheap snow fence, it gave way and he caught it as he fell backwards. It would have been unreachable if the fence was permanent. Anyway, I ran into the…

I'll always have "Two Buffaloes"

Old shower curtains. That's funny.

The Master was a piece of shit. I'm stunned.

I took my girlfriend to see Computer Chess and I didn't get a another pick for 6 months. I couldn't blame her.

True. But I been thinking that about most of these lately.

Same with me Scarlet. Dad slugged me once for a crime I didn't commit because he thought I made him look bad in front of the a-hole neighbors. Fine, pops. But you ain't moving in with me when the time comes, you are going into a home. I'll visit when I can.

Sounds like he got that from Trump's writers

But he's taking about Jones…

Nah. None the above.

Hard to believe that the only funny commercial was for avocados.

And if Brooks kept himself off screen

Half the laughs in History of the World come from someone getting kicked in the nuts.

I never got into it because it seemed like a ripoff of the Avengers to me. The Steed-Peel version.