This is a first for me. I have never seen any of the shows or movies mentioned here.

Why are they bothering? This will be an enormous bomb.

What else are you supposed to be thinking about when you're waxing your carrot?

They were the best band at the Lollapalooza I went to in 1992.

Sorry, I can't remember. I pretty much only played "Sugar, Sugar". I do remember being disappointed that it didn't have "Bang-Shang-A-Lang".

I hated Once Upon a Time in Mexico so much I could never watch another Rodriguez film. In fact, I feel a some schadenfreude with his recent lack of success. Screw him.

Everything's Archie by The Archies

I thought A Few Good Men was kind of dull with all of Tom Cruise's daddy issues and stuff but the last part saved it.

Very true, I felt the same thing. The only thing that makes sense now was his advocacy of dolphin-safe tuna.

It's not dead.

I thought an obvious choice here was Wiseguy. I didn't think it could top it's first arc with Sonny Steelgrave and it almost did with Kevin Spacey. After the first season, it was nowhere near as good.

Y'know that Victoria Principal had big breasts.

See what happen to Smith's career when he stopped mentioning The Whale in his movies?

It's both. Interjections is 2nd.

I went to the Oddball Comedy festival on Saturday and Dave Chapelle where was the surprise closer. I was happy that he didn't think we were evil and he doesn't want to drop a bomb on Hartford anymore.

Maybe he did it to avoid his wife. Like my brother's father-in-law.

I cheer for a rote plot and even roter jokes. I'm a roter-rooter!

I'm convinced that Krk Cameron calling her fat all the time caused her eating disorder,

A better choice for Charlie Daniels would have been "Uneasy Rider" and "Uneasy Rider 88". That way we could have been reminded what a worthless prick the guy is all over again.

Chez Louisiane clearly has the best food of all the restaurants mentioned. That's why all the ritzier restaurants were always trying to poach their chef.