An embiggening article, surely

I love this so much.

Its true, most minivans don’t have power spoilers...and you can only power open/shut 3 panels instead of 4.

It’s only a matter of time when all these recalls start effecting Routan resale values.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

LOOK HOW DUMB THEY ARE

bruh, those are both corvettes

I agree with the sentiment, but what I do during my lunch break is non of my employer’s concern, as long as my ability to work when I do return is not impaired.

I guess what I’m trying to figure out is how impaired were those workers when they returned to their shift.

Neutral: it’s hypocritical to criticize the status symbols of subcultures you’re not a part of. I think luxury pickups are ridiculous. Luxury pickup owners think tiny sportscars with a focus on handling, not power, that can’t tow/haul or carry anything are ridiculous. We’re both right.

I’m not so sure, the geometry of your rear suspension seems a little off.

I just drove a '15 1LE two days ago. No, it isn't.

I'd go visit my mother.

Then again, you are 10 years older now.

A hot version of the wagon please. Hell, I don't even like wagons and I want this.

You get a star for saying "crotchfruit."

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.