A blonde woman is driving her VW when it suddenly breaks down. She pulls to the side of the road, pops the hood and finds that her engine is missing! Another blonde woman driving a VW pulls over to ask if she needs some help, to which the first woman responds that her engine is missing and she doesn’t know what to do.…

nevermind i was way late

dont forget the tow hook! its alumiNIUM, lol

If you drink a Monster the adrenaline surges through your body and actually transfers through your foot to the accelerator adding at least 4 hp.

Bring back Packard, so we can have a proper American luxury car to be turned into a presidential limousine.

Listening to my brother: “You should check out this website- Jalop-something-it’s pretty good”-

Metric ratcheting open ended box wrench set. Or a ratchet driver and metric heads. Cuz pretty much everything is in metric these days and you may need to tighten that thing.

I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…

I was a valet once upon a time at a hotel while I was in college. One of my duties was also shuttle driver. This wouldn’t be so bad except the shuttle was a 15 y.o. full size ford van with seating for ~11 that hadn’t been maintained. Oh, it was a 2wd in a ski resort town where the average snow fall on the mountain was…