monogamy took the bone, and matrimony took the balls.

So tedious. Give it up, nobody cares.

Wow, Giz. First you take an undefined term, “well-adjusted,” and then you estimate, within a 5 percentage point range, the number of women in the world who are well-adjusted. Solid work.

I’m confused... You’re OK with Russia interfering with out elections as long as your side wins? Honestly you’re all kinds of awful if that is true.

“To further increase participation...”

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

I was all about Crash and Spyro as a kid, but I never considered either to be a mascot like Mario or Mickey Mouse. They were just fun games and I think they both hold up well today, even without nostalgia goggles. Especially Spyro. If Vicarious Visions is doing this remake, maybe they’ll do one for Spyro too?

The police have been instructed to take him alive, so Slappers Only!

This is like throwing undercooked spaghetti at the wall, watching it fall, then picking it up and just trying again.

Trying to think of something that I care about less and failing.

Jesus. Again? Give it up already.

Resurrection was a solid entry, with proto-Firefly Whedonism and fantastic French art house visual montage. It wasn’t a horror movie, but it’s absolutely worth your time. Uber-Ripley is fucking awesome, and anyone who tell you different is a Justin Bieber fan.

I still rewatch it

Which only makes the story that much more inexcusable.

Still think, for all its faults, Prometheus looked gorgeous and had an excellent cast.

Ok that’s pretty damn funny. LOL!

That’s it. I’m moving if someone finds a “drain mein swampf” speech.

So really it should say “Guy retires as planned”.

Nice try, Google. We all know you’re just trying to silence the brave media organizations that expose the truth behind the Lizard People Illuminati empire.

nah