I got 30 seconds into that video and I can’t shake the feeling of Numbani. This really isn’t first tight, narrow, and windy Overwatch map.

Java and JavaScript are completely distinct languages which are not at all related except in name. Also, Java is still widely used, especially for Android apps, among other things.

It’s not a matter of quantity of data generated (not entirely anyway, they DO still need to send hypertext to your browser). In the terms of something like a store like PSN, they have a database filled with hundreds of thousands or even millions or maybe more data points. They need to search that database for the…

Yeah... but dear god Sony, get better JavaScript... and servers... It shouldn’t take a minimum of 4 seconds for every page load. It should take 1 for 90% of the website.

It already kind of is that way.

There are no planned future patches for single-player or in-game story content.

“last update” doesn’t have to mean “DLC never”. I’m really hopeful that they will actually still do some DLC for the game. At very least #SavetheQuarians

Honestly, having put 30 hours into the ps4 version before trading it in, I was pretty done with the game. But with all these updates...I might pick it up on Steam when it hits $20. They already got my full priced purchase, but this all looks so interesting.

Out of a desire to understand the situation fully, can I ask for a source? I keep hearing about a neogaf thread, but have yet to see a link.

Ya know... I always kinda liked Nick’s stuff. I wouldn’t call myself a fan full stop, but I always found entertainment in the content of his that I came across. It’s kinda sad that sometimes to most entertaining people are also the most emotionally stunted. Reading his apology, it ACTUALLY sounds genuine. Like he…

Something is very wrong with Widow’s wrist in that deck chair pose... like her hand should not bend like that...

That Wonder Woman Chin Li looks fucking AMAZING. Seriously this guy put a shit ton of effort into that. Here’s hoping this is just some muscle flexing and they don’t totally shut these guys down for good.

So... are they going to replace the character models and relaunch the game? From how they’re placed they look like NPCs at best, so they could probably pretty easily just replace the models with temp subs until they have made their own replacement...

Mike, never change. You’re wonderful. This article is wonderful.

But... Isn’t all satire mean spirited? That’s how satire works. It’s the highbrow comedy version of the colloquial “hurr durr look at me”.

I love thinking that there was a time when you needed an adapter to hook up a coaxe device. COAXE!

It’s ribbed... For my pleasure? Ooo I hope so...

Overwatch is as much TF2 as Call of Duty is Halo. They are video games with teams, shooting, and a cast of characters. Everything else is new and different.

So... are you reading for the audio book? Or maybe another Kotaku staffer? Ooo get Mike Fahey to read it. Then it’ll be like a really long, more interesting episode of Snacktaku.

About to leave early access and yet it still runs like a potato. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more bug riddled game and I’ve played BETHESDA games... AND No Man’s Sky.