And this from a country that claims to exalt family values. If we get much more “family values,” the plutocrats will be literally eating our young.

I was on a date once where he kept touching the server. A lot of things went wrong on that date but even it they hadn’t, his feeling entitled to paw at her would have been a big red flag.

In the 4th grade my teacher went off on a classmate for yawning. “AM I BORING YOU, STACY? STOP YAWNING!!!”

I do genre, subgenre, author surname, then title.

Some can even stream music.

The only time I ever played a song on repeat was by accident. I must have listened to Turning Japanese for 15 minutes before I realized it wasn’t just a reeeeaaly long song.

You might be surprised what all you can get with your library card.

The 50 billionth time the app insisted it had no internet connection and couldn’t play my music was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I still get errors with Apple Music but at at least they don’t blame my wifi when it doesn’t work. 

I happened to once mention to a co-worker that I had a serious autoimmune disorder but went into remission. She frequently brings it up and praises me. Which feels super uncomfortable because it was blind, dumb luck and the reason I brought it up in the first place was to express sympathy for another co-worker who has…

When I lost a notable amount of weight in my 30s, my friends and acquaintance went bananas with praise. When I lost another notable amount in my 40s (I finished my 20s about 60 pounds overweight), no one said a thing except to ask me in private if I was OK.

Or if you’re terminally ill. Had to research it; glad the test results were negative and I didn’t have to use it.

I’d bet money she’s crying about being targeted for her political views.

Don’t say “I want a relationship, but not with you.” Especially not when you might want to text her again six months later in hopes of hooking up. 

I recently got a phone call at work from someone who said he saw my profile on OKC. I didn’t ask him any questions, but best I can tell is he did a geographical search of my profession on LinkedIn until he found my picture. It’s weird - I’m really careful about not mentioning my exact profession or geographical…

We talked about Bowie’s transgressions for about two days because we liked Bowie. Since Jezebel does not like Adams, we’ll talk about him for about a week. He’ll suffer no lasting repercussion and the next bad man scandal will break this Thursday.

I think he’s famous for being nominated for awards for recording albums that only I listen to.

I have famously bad taste in music and Ryan Adams is one of my favorite albums. His hair in the cover portrait alone is proof of his douchery.

Counting calories, counting points, portion control, etc. It’s all just restricting what you eat to produce a desired effect. If one method works better for an individual than another, they should use that. It doesn’t mean the other methods are worthless.

“I didn’t read the post!”

I want to bang my head on my desk when I see women praising the Dove ads. THEY WANT YOU TO BUY UNDERARM BEAUTIFYING DEODORANT. THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR SELF ESTEEM.