Here, I just did the research:

I know that feel bro.

Depreciation on these is much faster than that. 3 yr old G37's can be had for 22k with 24k miles....I know...I have one. My plasti dip appointment is next week.....

6MT models are usually teenager-proof since they don't know how to drive a stick.

I hope not. I like air.

And I bet he skips leg day.

I was going to say an MR2 would make you a connoisseur, instead of a self-indulgent wiener.

Many models suffer that fate: S2000, WRX, E46, A4/TT, TL. But I do agree that Infinitis seem to really attract that behavior.

You mean like this?

More like 8 years later but I get your point

If you can imagine Mike Pence as an amusing motoring character, pitch it to me!

some things to note about Tim Kaine’s competition across the isle

C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

And can only be serviced at an Apple Store for an exorbitant amount of money.

And the whole car is held together by proprietary screws and glue.

He’ll make sure that you’ll have to buy a new one every year, because the first car won’t have a camera, so you’ll have to buy the next one for too much money.

I once sold a car to my sister. Each time something came up, I just sat around and coached her while she performed the entire repair herself. She can now change oil, do brakes, change a belt, locate and repair fluid leaks, and do a tune-up. I’m proud of her.

“What is that smell?”

Now that I’ve replaced basically the whole car (see the list above) and it’s back in good nick,

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