Spoiler alert: Princess Leia does more than just kiss that wookiee.

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

+1 gripping the pillows tight

People need to remember that republicans have the numbers to fund whatever the heck they want. It is them who do not want to fund CHIP because they hate immigrants or because they love the military soooooo much that they rather endanger children than think of having the military not have a gignormous budget. We need…

Measured heads prevail in a news cycle that finds men’s rights activists celebrating a butchered, illogical cut of Star Wars: The Last Jedi simply because all of the women have been removed.

Forget Cabo San Lucas. I’m booking my cruise to Somalia right now.

“Portlandia” was liberals making fun of themselves, quite effectively. It’s similar to how there was really no good conservative humor directed at Obama. They had 8 years, and it always was just “Obama’s black, imagine if he went to the White House in a pimp outfit?”

Coldstone.

Wow, an owner of a sports team is a shitty human. So random.

Culture II: Electric Boujee-loo

Re: Ambassador to Panama

Consent?

Gunning someone down for their beliefs is fascist and evil. No matter how warped and evil those views are, killing someone for their beliefs is always wrong. You are no better than them if you advocate this evil nonsense. Grow up.

“6 Ways You Could Die More Painfully Than Being Boiled Alive”

Evil Bob: Not everything I do is evil! Today I invented a new kind of detergent capsule.

When election danger reared its head.

Thanks to the indivisible 49 protesters who have protested outside his office every Tuesday for the last 50+ weeks. Here is a time lapse video of what a typically tuesday looks like.

I’ll take even a 10% reduction of the chance that I’m going to pass a flu virus on to an elderly person, an infant or an immunocompromised person. I’m young (relatively) and healthy, and I work in an office, ride public transit, and work out in a gym. If I get the flu, I’m infecting thousands of people before I even…

Holy shit Abdul did you go in there using your real name and face? You are gnarly! Mad respect!

I like how when taxes are cut for the rich and we criticize it, we all get yelled at about how “it’s not a zero-sum game!!”