Spoiler alert: Princess Leia does more than just kiss that wookiee.

Sounds like you meet the criteria, though.

+1 gripping the pillows tight

Ok. I’ll be the one to say it. Emotional support animals on a plane is total bullshit right? It’s just a way for people to take their pets on with them. I’m sure there are some actual trained support dogs out there, but the only ones I’ve seen on planes are just straight up peoples dogs with amazon bought service…

“emotional support” animals are made-up bullshit for self-entitled jerks who think they need a dog or mini-horse with them everywhere. Not the same thing as actual legit “service animals” who are professionally trained and paired with people (physically or mentally disabled) who actually need them and take them…

People need to remember that republicans have the numbers to fund whatever the heck they want. It is them who do not want to fund CHIP because they hate immigrants or because they love the military soooooo much that they rather endanger children than think of having the military not have a gignormous budget. We need…

Measured heads prevail in a news cycle that finds men’s rights activists celebrating a butchered, illogical cut of Star Wars: The Last Jedi simply because all of the women have been removed.

Forget Cabo San Lucas. I’m booking my cruise to Somalia right now.

“Portlandia” was liberals making fun of themselves, quite effectively. It’s similar to how there was really no good conservative humor directed at Obama. They had 8 years, and it always was just “Obama’s black, imagine if he went to the White House in a pimp outfit?”

Coldstone.

Wow, an owner of a sports team is a shitty human. So random.

Culture II: Electric Boujee-loo

Re: Ambassador to Panama

Consent?

There is an answer. I think I actually know the answer, but I’m not sure the country is ready for it yet. Does anybody know what I mean? I think so.

Gunning someone down for their beliefs is fascist and evil. No matter how warped and evil those views are, killing someone for their beliefs is always wrong. You are no better than them if you advocate this evil nonsense. Grow up.

“6 Ways You Could Die More Painfully Than Being Boiled Alive”

Evil Bob: Not everything I do is evil! Today I invented a new kind of detergent capsule.

When election danger reared its head.

Thanks to the indivisible 49 protesters who have protested outside his office every Tuesday for the last 50+ weeks. Here is a time lapse video of what a typically tuesday looks like.