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MOAR PROOF THIS WORSE STAR WAR OF ALL TIME!!!11!!

Space society will be utterly socialist. That’s how much resources are out there, and how much you’ll depend on robots to do everything outside your habitats. Even if there are a trillion humans, you’ll have enough space for each one to have several mansions. If your machines gain sentience, you’ll just give them…

Bad taste is our largest export.

So you can be illegal and wasted on marijuana and live in that state and be just fine.

I’ve never understood the draw for LCD Soundsystem. They have like 5 or 6 good songs max.

Oh Mr. Vice President, you truly are a gift to the nation.

I am sick of these Hoolywierd Sjw’s.

Lando should’ve appeared on the casino planet... in some kind of ad. Lando should’ve used his success and fame for destroying the second Death Star to make himself into a galaxy-wide celebrity, who, decades later, had to resort to shilling for the Star Wars equivalent of Colt45 ads, which would’ve been a nice…

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Because of reasons the writers could waste time making up but I’d rather they spent that time not catering to people who don’t know how to suspend their disbelief while watching a movie about space wizards with laser swords.

“Wonderful Christmastime” may be the worst song in the history of music.

Lennon and McCartney alone DESTROY the curve for secular holiday music.

No. You’re demonstrably wrong. I have the best take on Star Wars, and everyone who disagrees is a dumb idiot who didn’t get it. Those people should just turn in their fandom badges and stop polluting my rarefied air with their ungainly lung spasms. I have a youtube video out where I clearly explain what obviously went…

You’ve got it backwards.

Except they didn’t show Sauron’s backstory. They showed the backstory of the setting. They didn’t show how Sauron was a Maiar who rebelled against Eru with Melkor and all that stuff.

Snoke saw exactly what he was saying.

Most younger SW fans are baffled by the relatively mixed reception Empire Strikes Back received in 1980. So was I.

Jesus hung out with a hooker and no one made him delete his twitter.

I like beer the same way I like Rick & Morty: It’s fun, and if you like it a little bit I’ll probably have something to talk to you about. But if you like it too much I already want you dead.