The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

I hope Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity are screaming “But don’t you see, THIS IS CLASS WARFARE!!!!” As an angry mob beats them to death.

Of course you would take this stance, Krombopulous Michael. You know that no matter what happens that you still have that connect to buy all the anti-matter ray guns you want.

Dude, shut the fuck up with your right wing bullshit

I mean, with a kinja name like that, coupled with that avatar, I suppose I naturally assumed you were a cultured individual without the humblebrag.

Asking me to choose which stadium scam I dislike most is like asking me to choose which of my children I dislike the most, by which I mean I hate them all equally because they make my life a living hell.

I’ll be there Zuk - I’ll be the non-descript, balding, early thirtysomething white guy so you’ll be able spot me in the crowd right away.

Sad to see it go away but love to watch it leave.

Whenever he isn’t working, I see Sean at my Church. Sure, he says some incredibly stupid things, but I’ve seen him organize multiple feed the homeless drives, and he was one of the few parishioners who was openly welcoming of the homosexual couple that just joine——hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Holy shit! I’m…

If Silmarillion is out and it has to be set during the Hobbit/LOTR, I don’t suppose doing a series set in Osgiliath would be a terrible idea. Amazon gets to do an adult version that’s basically Band of Brothers in Middle-Earth, but they can still have orcs and stuff.

Is it true un-promoted commenters can go but not mingle (or make direct eye contact) with Deadspin staff?

No one cares about your fantasy team.

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

her 39-person bridal party

Ah yes, Galactose... truly a scourge...

ah shit, is that not what those big metallic donation bins are for?

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.

Halfway houses reduce recidivism rates. They’re counterproductive to private prison corporations, and private prison corporations are generous donors to the Republican Party, whose policies in turn ensure a steady and returning stream of “customers” (inmates).