And plenty of people would never text and drive until they kill a pedestrian because they’re texting while driving. Responsible gun owners do exist, it’s just that everyone says they are responsible even if they’re not. If there was tighter regulation on gun ownership then the law could force people to be responsible…

A firearm in the house is much less likely to injure your child than a trampoline, or a pool, or building a ramp in the back yard and jumping your bike off it, or pretty much any other thing that kids do besides sit and play videogames. If you wouldn’t allow your kid to go to a friend’s house whose parents own a gun…

The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible or nothing

If Walker and Texas Ranger had their own cable news show, I would start watching cable news.

Noooo!

DUmbass doesn’t even know it’s “Hispainics” because they’re from SPAIN

I think he is trying to come off as reasonable. Like he could just force his way, but he’s too nice to do that. Probably tries the same thing on women. 

I wonder if there are any bands named Witch Cunt but I can’t google it at work. 

He’s gonna follow in the steps of reagan and fire them all. 

There are two recent PBS Frontline episodes about facebook. Hearing all the facebook executives talk, especially Mark Zuckerberg, almost caused me to have a stroke by the end of it. All this silicon valley management-speak. They most certainly have rich person brain disease. They are like a parasitic organism, its…

U-238 isn’t really dangerous in small amounts but I guess they can’t trust people to not eat it or put it under their pillow and sleep on it every night. Oh, I’m sorry I thought this was AMERICA.

Hey how did they get that picture of me right above “90s”? I should sue them. 

*returns to searching for trans porn*

Yeah like I understand his personality and ethics are basically the worst of any president ever but his policies they’re so good!

Yes, well known octagon-fight-participant Jesus Christ. We are talking about the same guy right? 

They really have us where they want us when a large percentage of people are paycheck to paycheck. The idea of participating in some labor stoppage is so dangerous and scary when you can’t afford to go without pay and certainly can’t afford to lose your job. 

Let him do it, but shine a laser pointer into his eye the whole time.

The problem is you buy a gun and spend all this time and money training with it and really it’s got no utility so you have to convince yourself that it’s keeping you safe or it’s a useful tool for protection. Almost all gun-havers just can’t wait to be in a situation where their gun is useful to prove that they had a…

I think the launch g-forces would explode his frail head.