“Space Station, this is your President”
*Everyone reaches to open the airlock.*

Exercising their rights to free speech obviously

Yeah, it’s just sad that the Greek police had to do the job for us. 

If you wear a MAGA hat, you deserve whatever you get. It’s that simple. 

There are all these jokey versions of Make America Great Again that are sometimes funny. But when I see one I never realize they are a joke because I’m too busy thinking “fuck this guy”.

It seems they could just say “The investigation is complete and we didn’t find anything, Donald Trump is completely innocent of everything”. And Rudy would jump in “NO HE’S NOT, he’s guilty and we can prove it!”

I’m putting on my black sweatpants and making plans to sabotage every helicopter in the city. 

I don’t understand, do you mean the lazy, stupid, and criminal?

So we do a universal basic income and everyone sits at home and plays videogames and eats ham sandwiches while the robots work at the deli counter. I am not joking.

Exactly. Every business owner and corporation will cry about it and threaten jobs, but even if we assume they raise prices to maintain the same profits, the prices are not going up by that much. Also if some jobs get automated because it’s cheaper to get a kiosk than pay a person, that’s fine and good. We don’t need…

Oh yeah, because the majority of voters insist on 100% logical continuity in the arguments of those they vote for. Actual facts barely matter any more. The idea is all that matters and all that will stick with people who heard this talk. 

You’re playing with fire dude, I’m in the same situation at home but I also realize it’ll be 1-2 years max before they are mercilessly whooping my ass and talking trash.

Fans did this to themselves by insisting everything is life-and-death instead of just having fun, cheering for your team, and going home fine if you lose.

I am also a keeper of a pipe but probably mine is much less sacred.

I do need to GTFO of here, especially if Donald gets re elected. And I don’t want to learn a new language. That Australian accent is pretty grating though.

You think she had to sit in the frosted windows office while writing this? 

As you should, since every day it looks more and more likely.

NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE

True but you have to remember that at least 40 percent of the country likes tromp and hates Pelosi so no matter what happens they are going to see her as the one who is wrong and bad.

We move to Australia?