Little known fact there are 2 types of magic carpet coming from the arabian world. One is the flying type from Aladdin, good fun. The other is a prayer rug that multiplies into two every time you roll it out. You never need to roll up and brush the sand off your prayer rug, just leave it there.

Yeah, if you believe BIG ATLAS

Yep, I have never seen one. 

What a stupid fucking world we live in where representatives have to fly into a war zone to “express appreciation to the troops”. Longest war in United States history and it won’t with a success. But yeah, I’m glad we’re getting nancy and donald over there to kiss ass. 

That’s correct, but at least if someone makes a stupid comment and no one replies to it, it will eventually get buried. It’s the people who can’t help themselves from trying to argue that are not helping. 

People play Galaxy of Heroes? Seems like absolute trash to me. My 7 year old plays it, but he’s just now starting to learn about good video games. 

Did anyone else see an advertisement halfway through that prominently featured avocado toast? The world still has a couple of smiles for me before everything goes to shit.

Wine helps us to not get divorced.

Doesn’t getting fucked up on wine give you terrible hangovers? It does to me. 

Stick to Smirnoff Ice, right?

A large property with no car would be enough to keep him in one place.

Yes, the rich fucks flying to Atlanta to go to the superbowl need to feel the pain. 

Their payment is being allowed to continue living. 

I hope it’s at least a 30 of PBR they are competing for. 

Internet users in general need to be better about dealing with trolls. On most sites, you should be able to get something removed if it is obviously abusive or hate speech. But then there’s just the people coming to argue who don’t say anything wrong enough to get removed. For these you should downvote, thumbs down,…

Conservatives love any opportunity to lecture the poors about fiscal responsibility. See how painful this is? It’s because you didn’t save any money. See I told you...

It’s like saying your racist grandpa is “confused” instead of just racist. 

Like a person with a tiny brain?

Yeah, we need as much damage as possible. At this point it should be a general strike.

The ultra-rich wouldn’t feel it much but the moderately rich that still have to work and travel a lot for business would be feeling the pain.