Many have said that Donald has the strongest and most durable skin of any recent president. 

Jakub Vrana AKA Ovechkin’s new blood boy

But seriously, maids be annoying and stealing our shit, right?

Yeah, it wouldn’t be that hard to just rotate the 2nd period shots 180 degrees around center ice and just show half a rink.

Those commercials are hilarious. 

Yeah, she looks like a robot girlfriend.

I hope whoever runs against Don uses against him this idiotic trick where he just claims things have been said or been recognized.

Yeah it is pretty funny that it’s all this conservative hyper-sensitive sexual repression and then she teaches art at this class. Don’t waste your time in this class, kids.

I tell my wife the same thing, but she does not accept the blame of being the first sinner. Maybe this is why I never get BJs.

They don’t believe in the actual Jesus, he was too much of a hippie. They believe in the NIV bible/suburban megachurch version of Jesus.

To be fair, most schools like this hire non-licensed teachers and pay them like $14k a year. So it’s more like a volunteer position. 

I’ll pray for you, Andrew.

AKA God’s blind spot

Yeah, if you’re not thrusting, somehow it doesn’t count.

You didn’t even give us any good stock picks. I’m cashing out my 401k and buying Iraqi Dinar.

It’s all good and fun until someone digs up an instragam picture of you in a charcoal mask and you get fired for having bad judgement. 

He got this idea from watching Talladega Nights. 

He means it will be interesting to try to ensure the young men don’t steal anything from the white house.

The normies of the world have been expecting every time he says something terrible since 2016 that all of his big, dumb, people are going to get off the train. They haven’t, they won’t, they agree with this shit and that’s why he does it. He doesn’t need the majority with our system he just needs to hold the red…

That sand trap was not regulation and YOU KNOW IT