It’s a joke name, sir.

Yeah, Cory’s not running that horrendous power play. 

NHL fans are so thirsty for anyone to have an interest in their sport. ACTUALLY HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE VERY IMPRESSIVE SKATERS

I hope the next generation of online people is smarter. Ron Clements is stupid to make a simplistic “my thing us superior to your thing” comment like that. And everyone who responded to argue with him is also stupid and wasting their time. 

Rich guy: Oh yeah I really believe poor people should get more money. But it’s not as simple as just paying them more. See I’m very intelligent and I understand economics and labor at an advanced level. You poor people probably wouldn’t understand that. Anyway I will gladly take less money so the poors can get paid…

This government needs to die. It couldn’t be more obvious when something like this happens. 

Sweet

Nah, everyone must separate into teams and then argue about which team is best. I grew up never caring about baseball and moved to the city about 15 years ago. I will watch and mildly cheer for either the Sox or Cubs, whichever team happens to be on TV or the field. People find this infuriating and unacceptable.

Pence actually journaled this after the meeting:

No, people like him believe everything happens for a reason. If 4 years of his life are wasted doing nothing but supporting the worst president in decades, that was just God testing him, or teaching him humility, or something...

Does anyone use wired xbox controllers? I have 2 in very good shape that I hope to be able to use. I bought 2 converters that supposedly make them compatible with switch. Have not had a chance to test it though. The switch is a christmas present for kids. 

X-ray machine sabotage! That’s some New England Patriots shit. Maybe the radioactive source window was stuck open and it gave Big Ben a large acute radiation dose. They gave him the Hugo Chavez special.

Obviously because you are dumb and/or lazy.

There’s no point in having referees on the ice any more. You could easily put one camera on every player and have a NHL Toronto drone watching each one for rule violations and penalty calls.

I heard he got more box than the Memphis FedEx hub.

Now she’s suing you too

I can see how fox news grandpa would see it that way though. You spend all your time hearing alternative facts from conservative radio and cable news and you accept that reality then you’re horrified to see that people don’t actually want to repeal the ACA. It must be some sort of silicon valley librul conspiracy!

Everyone google “idiot” and click on Donald. We’ll make it permanent. 

Was it an Uno Chicago Grill? Because those were bogus. I worked at one in Grand Rapids and the managers told us they were not allowed to use the real recipes from Uno’s. Just a bunch of Gordon Food Services bullshit. Any of the patrons who found out I was from Chicago would ask me “so is this real Chicago pizza?”. The…

I totally get that it’s annoying for non-Chicagoans to see Chicago as the city of only one type of pizza. And I totally get that the impulse, then, is to say “actually we have tavern style and all kinds of different stuff”. I genuinely think Chicago is the pizza capital of the world and it’s not because deep dish is…