Spanish assholes didn’t speak any of the native language of South America and I’d say their missions were pretty successful in the long term. 

They are getting pretty close to “If you don’t get insurance through USAA, you’re basically saying ‘fuck the troops’”

Unfortunately they have to pretend that no one abuses their product or else it could be advertised with the general idea of “Bud Light: you can drink a lot of it.”

Sorry Mila, Jim Beam is shitty. The idea of having it on the rocks makes me cringe and I’ll drink Cutty Sark neat.

I’m not an expert on radio communications but from that link you posted, it says there are 79 bluetooth channels. Every day I ride a train car with up to 125 people in it. Even if it was just the 1 car with no interference from outside, it wouldn’t work for every person to be on bluetooth headphones. I’m sure future…

I think Apple tries to force the perception that their products are the most advanced by ditching soon-to-be-obsolete technologies early.

I told that fuck down at the league office— who’s in charge of USMNT?

We don’t have much choice but to fuckin’ start a riot.

They seem like much more of a gang than the Juggalos. I wonder what the demographic difference is between the two groups.

I don’t think that’s a given. The radio spectrum will get increasingly crowded. Corded headphones are fine and the jack is not big enough in comparison to our phones to really cause a problem.

I like how the haterz think that anyone who writes blogs went to “journalism school”.

I’ve been working up the courage to make an attempt at a jibarito and this was just the nudge I needed.

“no member shall engage in sexual conduct with, or attempt to engage in sexual conduct, with the spouse, girlfriend, or boyfriend of any other member.”

I’d ride with the beer knights to any battle. The FOAK boys? Need to be shoveling horse shit in the stables. 

3 days earlier:

If there was a president fucking with the economy to the extend donald does except this president was fucking with the economy to help poor people, the 1% would be going insane. Instead, no one says shit when donald slams the levers around because they perceive he is helping somehow.

Fox news definitely has that phenomenon where people will randomly turn public TVs to it just to be annoying. 

It could have been a great flag if it hadn’t been flown by war criminals for the last 200 years. At least it’s unique and not just 3 colors in horizontal or vertical bars.

The bible is way dumber. Though I contend there are some stories in the OT that could make great movies if not for the christians getting all pissed off about it.

Just don’t wash your hands either then you have nothing to worry about from the door handle.