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Wow, kinda shitty of Hannah’s dad, Richard Keyser, to write in and blast you.  

Trump can be the republican bad guy and fuck over all the non rich white men of the country and then the next republican president can be mr. compassionate conservative. He’ll pay lipservice to helping poor people and being nice to brown people etc. but in reality it’ll be 10 steps back and 1 step forward.

So very little of the money you pay for a beer goes to the guy pouring it for you, and little of the money goes to the company that made the beer, but the money passes through 6 different corporations who take their cut? Sounds about right. This is why I bring a flask or better yet a vape pen. Fuck your economy of

Maybe but the hotel bed is not wet from the standpoint of water.

This is probably just his standard reaction when he sees a black man. “whoah... don’t shoot

merMAN!

Which is less likely? Being the biggest idiot in a deadspin thread or winning the superbowl 5 times?

It’s so much more pleasant to pull fruit gristle out of your teeth than connective tissue from an animal body. 

I’ve pretty much adjusted to overly springy seitan and marshmallowy tofu.

And what do you have open in the incognito browser?

Yeah it’ll be like jury duty.

In the sense that people who don’t eat brisket think it’s similar to what they imagine a brisket is like.

Most fake burgers are absolute trash. The only good ones I’ve had are Beyond Meat and house-made patties from good restaurants.

The point is not to make something that tastes exactly like meat. The point is to make something similar enough that it can be eaten with the same seasonings, toppings, buns, etc.

How could you?

I was looking to buy a used gun and wondering what happens to those collections. You would think there are a lot of old guys with ridiculous gun collections when they die. I guess they probably get liquidated to some local shop or something and then get sold again into the market. Pretty dumb. 

It’s one of those things where no matter how much you prep, you’re never going to be prepped enough. Realistically most people just need a short supply of food and water, first aid kit, lantern. Basic camping things pretty much. But for some reason there are plenty of people that have zero emergency preparedness and a

Land of the free to do things that Christians approve of. 

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