So what’s the drawback?

Yeah I heard something on the radio like farmers had prepared for the storm my “pumping down” their shit lagoons and thought umm where are they pumping it to?

Well I’m sure they’ll pay the fines out of executive pay, not by raising the rates on all their captive customers.

The problem is the utilities will just shut down if they can’t make a profit. They will cry about how any new regulation hurts them and they’ll have to close plants and the regions will lose so many jobs. I agree they should all just be government-run. 

I mean, they had to be guilty of something

It makes me angry because he’s not actually in any danger, they are just putting on a show of how persecuted the poor guy is. waaaah.

Thibodeau is going to put them all into a small plane and autopilot it into the side of a mountain.

We gonna sip bacardi like it’s ya birthday. 

Maybe save Cardi B for secretary of the treasury on account of her experience making money move?

Hillary Clinton lost an election to Donald Trump. There is no shot too cheap for her. 

Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden fort

This is why I keep a claymore behind my front door now.

I like how it’s okay to murder drug dealers too. 

Dig through his facebook pictures until you find one of him making any unusual hand gesture. Then find some obscure gang that people don’t know well and say the gesture means the black guy is in that gang (not hard to sell). Boom, victim was a gang member and the public should not care that he was murdered in his…

Didn’t you guys say Dunkin Donuts was the best fast food coffee? That invalidated all future coffee opinions.

It’s gotta be hard to spend your whole life getting your ass kissed and rewarding loyalty from all your underlings and then one day end up old and confused and realize that actually very few powerful people are loyal or willing to help you.

I dunno what’s wrong with you but I think watching kindergartners smash monster trucks into each other would be way cooler.

Stefan, do you even know how economics works?

I heard he was molested by a priest. 

I’ve already heard enough from conservative dads and grandpas that this #metoo is just a way to attack and take down men in power. Imagine the collective freakout they will have if his confirmation is held up even a second over some sexual impropriety.