Most thyroid cancer grows very slowly, rarely spreads, and rarely kills people. In the likely event that is what he has, he can be cured with surgery. He will probably get treated with radioactive iodine afterwards. It is effective, but probably used more often than is necessary in my opinion. Then he goes on thyroid…

The baby will probably have a bruise on their head, but it could have been much worse. Thank God the fans were only throwing light beer cans.

The talk of which ones are columns and messing up columns because you went from the bottom-up makes me feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

“Texas Football” is acquiring the same status as “Florida Man.”

Not sure why the surgery was necessary. He looked pretty stable lying motionless on the field.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

I was one of the 100 who beat the 1 when we were down to the last 7 people. The last question was about which sized dog was biggest on average, me and my mom and dad just so happened to be in the living room playing together when this happened. (I always played 1 vs 100 on Xbox Live with my IRL gaming buddies when I…

some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs