Good lord no. Not if they are all like this one. It’s the best laugh I’ve had since Tuesday.

Give them a break. It’s not every day that you can report on the end of the world in real time.

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

Hey, bro, the rest of the gargantuan internet is that-away. Feel free, man, nobody is keeping you here.

Sounds like somebody’s a little butthurt over the election results....

Really, what’s the big deal? We just elected a less intelligent Putin.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.