Deion’s probably tired of hearing about how he couldn’t tackle. This wouldn’t have been a problem if he had actually tackled anyone.

We (well, I) used to live in a time when NFL players played baseball and also did amazing baseball things, even against each other. No biggie.

With 5 million, I could retire,and I’m in my 30s.

Normal person income

I could comfortably support myself and my two kids for the rest of our lives with that kind of money. Fucking ridiculous.

Sometimes I am just blown away by the financial differences in this world. 5 million to “keep afloat.” Is that like a normal person income amount equivalent to $5000? $50,000?

“Sanders isn’t the absolute, 100%, perfect candidate ever ...

There is another article up today asking why the left is failing. This article is why. Like him or loathe him, Sanders did more to energize the voting left than anyone else has done recently.

- Part of me thinks that, somewhere, Will and Jada are sputtering “It’s. A. Loan!” under their collective breaths.

I really hope every time Matthew McConaughey handed out a turkey he looked at the fowl recipient dead in the eye and uttered a line from his goofy Lincoln commercials. “Sometimes you gotta go back... to actually move forward, and I don’t mean going back to reminisce, or chase ghosts. I mean going back to see where you…

Yeah, it was going to be so awesome after we rebuilt from the nuclear war....

My god this is so wrong. Like, REALLY wrong. Except for the CiCi’s part.

Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.

You know, when I was a kid back in the early ‘80s and thought about what the year 2017 would be like it had a lot more flying cars and robot butlers and a lot fewer arguments about racist pizza and fans of a cartoon show screaming at minimum wage fast food workers because they ran out of sauce.

Did he ever stop to think that maybe sales dropped because their pizza costs more than the other major chains but does not taste any better? Folks are broke these days.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

If that’s the case, someone should really let Papa John know that. His racist, dog whistle comments about protesters are the reason the Alt-Right jumped on board with his brand.

Virginia only charges $10/year for a vanity plates, while Maryland charges $50/year.

I’ll admit that I have this on my German six cylinder motorcycle. That’s the reason, but it may also betray that I’m one of the few fans of European Vacation.