Science itself is devoid of the concepts of morality. It’s a tool for analysis of establishing what reality is. What people DO with that information is where the morality comes into play.

It’s that same attitude that killed WoW, “Let’s appeal to the casual button roller!” So the 40-man and even 25-man guilds all started falling off because getting Tier sets didn’t mean a damn thing anymore. People that had spent weeks if not months farming mats, grinding skills, playing the PvP ladder just to get to…

This has always been the weakness of American brands, going back decades now. There’s no reason why the Viper should’ve come with the same radio, switches, and instrument cluster that came in the Dodge Intrepid.

I swear to all that is holy, if I get a “subscribe to PewDiePie” video autoplaying on my TV I’m going to set fire to the fucking planet.

Well. That’s... going to be interesting for government workers the planet.

Other than his sometimes Seth Rogen-esque chuckle, I’d also put Tommy Chong in that list. Very smooth, mellow, laid back voice.

Black Steelers fan here. Walking around Heinz field during home games is an interesting event in itself.

OR... OR... (Hear me out, here)

Gee, it’s almost like this entire thing is an exercise in why it’s a BAD FUCKING IDEA to pull comedy bits out of context of a 90 minute performance.

This couldn’t be me.

Want all the features of a connected/WiFi speaker but want none of the privacy intrusion of a live mic?

Wink Hub, kinda. It’s one of a very few local hosted smart home hubs.

Any time you’ve ever seen someone on an internet forum willfully type out “Can someone help me with X? I’m too lazy to look up the Y that it takes”, THAT is who voice assistants are catered to.

I have a Citizen Eco-Drive that I war near daily. Nothing fancy - date/time, 24-hour indicator dial, analog stopwatch hands and runs forever on solar. OK, slightly fancy, but I wanted one since they came out when I was in Jr High.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore NOT because I’m suicidal. I don’t want to live on this planet because I’m a misanthrope and I’m disappointed in humanity in general.

Most Pixel users don’t intentionally flop their dicks out to show what hardware they’re running. You’ve probably passed by plenty of Pixels and just didn’t realize because admittedly they look similar to iPhones.

I feel sorry for the residents of Kansas’ 1st Congressional District

“Beef whistle”

Even then, I use Raisinettes in oatmeal cookies because just plain raisins are boring AF

Shit... Is this why people hate me, because I talk like a robot?