Black Steelers fan here. Walking around Heinz field during home games is an interesting event in itself.

OR... OR... (Hear me out, here)

Gee, it’s almost like this entire thing is an exercise in why it’s a BAD FUCKING IDEA to pull comedy bits out of context of a 90 minute performance.

This couldn’t be me.

Want all the features of a connected/WiFi speaker but want none of the privacy intrusion of a live mic?

Wink Hub, kinda. It’s one of a very few local hosted smart home hubs.

I have a Citizen Eco-Drive that I war near daily. Nothing fancy - date/time, 24-hour indicator dial, analog stopwatch hands and runs forever on solar. OK, slightly fancy, but I wanted one since they came out when I was in Jr High.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore NOT because I’m suicidal. I don’t want to live on this planet because I’m a misanthrope and I’m disappointed in humanity in general.

I feel sorry for the residents of Kansas’ 1st Congressional District

“Beef whistle”

Even then, I use Raisinettes in oatmeal cookies because just plain raisins are boring AF

Counterpoint:

“Because the Toyota Camry exists, it means that JEGS and Summit Racing have simultaneously stopped existing.”

“Be a wage slave or we’ll replace you with robots” is a really bad argument. There’s plenty of cost of living increase available without bankrupting businesses in jobs that can’t be done by robots.

Billy Squier approves this message.

GM is doing the fiscally responsible thing by laying of almost 15,000 people, benefits and all?

I starred both comments, because both are accurate.

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Feet first through a wood chipper. Video feed so he can watch his own demise in real time.

Like having someone dress up a Bull Connor somehow makes the whole situation better.....