Trackhawk Pacifica at least, or pump up the amps to the drive motor in a “Sport” mode so that it’s unbelievably quick.

My wife H A T E S minvans, but I’m trying to at least have her check out the Pacifica. I went and test drove/rode in one myself, and the second row of seats feels like business class on a jet. Crazy amounts of leg room, plenty of power/audio jacks, your own overhead light, etc. They’re really very nice, inside and out.

Look up the definition of “reading comprehension” and try reading my post again. Your list (Which you created yourself? Nice.) list does not include information on compostable straws. Compostable straws are still plastic, they’re just made with stuff like corn husks instead of petroleum, so their molecular structure…

Yo, is LeBron wearing SHANTS???

THIS.

Compostable straws.
They’re made with plant matter, break down in landfills or compost piles in 12-15 weeks instead of (estimated) hundreds of years.

[UPDATE]

The cops told the Richmond Times-Dispatch that the boy “reached for his waistband and an officer pulled a gun.”

Jesus tapdancing Christ...

why in the hell would we not always strive for safer cars?

Jesus, thank you. How someone wrote longform about one of the shittiest vegetables baffles me.

Calling someone “friendly” - when not used in reference to a precocious kid or a mouthy puppy - is often code for calling them unsafely, “Need A Helmet To Make Soup” level stupid.

I say there’s an 85% chance he’s definitely molested Ivanka in her youth.

...And everyone else ignores that IT’S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PILOT OF THE VEHICLE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL WHILE TRAVERSING A ROADWAY.

Is THAT what they were doing?? I was like “what is this drunk ass pilot doing?”

I’d ask you to recommend me a book, but I don’t think you could give me the full title.

Motherfucker did I say “giving them a business?” There’s the problem, some of y’all can’t read/hear in complete sentences.

Where’s the lie though?

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

We had JV and Varsity levels in both Jr. High and High School as well.