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I tweeted this exact same thing to Musk a week after he said this.

Blast! Millennials! What with your hoop and sticks and ball-in-cups and eating goldfish...

Always seems like GOP version of “states rights” is so anti-human.

Thanks! :D

Pulled over for my completely factory exhaust on my MkIV R32.

I recognize that diluted piss color anywhere - That’s Natural Light beer (colloquially known as Natty Light).

Sit, stand, kneel, downward-facing dog, or criss-cross applesauce, I don’t give a shit; it’s your First Amendment right to do any of them.

I was like “how the fuck do they have $2 BILLION in debt??”

Who the fuck makes “rough drafts” to post shit on 4chan?

My entire circle of tech friends all have either a Pixel or Pixel 2. The guaranteed monthly updates, the clean interface, zero bloatware, flagship specs... They’re pricey when comparing them to carrier subsidized phones (which carriers don’t even do anymore really), but over the long run the usability of the phone…

Yeah because accidents, flat tires, kids, power outages, and just life in general don’t ever fuck with time tables, right? Ever.

It’s called a fucking example. Like, freshman high school level analytic thinking.

66 in a 55 isn’t ‘Mad Max’ territory, but still carries the same penalty as not stopping for a school bus unloading children? OK. And according to that list Reckless Driving can be applied subjectively. You run into an asshole cop that gets you doing 12 over and hits you with a reckless, then that’s 9 points.

You’re an asshole.

When I was 22 y/o, I was in a place in my life that I had to choose between food or car insurance - I couldn’t do both. Health insurance was a laughable fantasy. After all other bills that I absolutely had to pay were paid first (car pymt, rent, utilities, etc.) I had $29.54 to work with every payday.

Exactly. I really don’t buy this whole “We can’t figure it out, it’s too complex!” position of NCAA. It’s like “YOU MF’ERS LITERALLY HAVE SCHOOLS OF ECONOMICS AND BUSINESS THAT TEACH THIS STUFF!”

Uber is the Mechanical Turk of autonomous cars.

“IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE MY HEART YOU WOULD KNOW THIS ISN’T ME!!!”

This “first responder” better attend church this Sunday, because this motherfucker not getting powerbombed into the planet’s core is nothing short of divine intervention at work.