Please feel free to chug a bucket of dicks to wash down your virtue signaling.

The haters will say it’s fake, but this is raw talent

Fuck off into the Sun with your copypasta trolling bullshit. We get it, you don’t like Pres. Obama. He’s gone now, and as Republicans were fond of saying in 2009 you don’t get to blame the previous administration.

Sorry to hear you were....

They’re going to need way better brakes...

I’m going to flub this, as it’s early in the morning for me and I’m no English major, but here it goes:

Yeah, it was a joke. A very badly crafted and dry joke that didn’t land, but it was internet sarcasm at its finest.

I really try to give the benefit of the doubt in my life, but more and more it’s becoming “Are you fucking... (deep inhale, rubs bridge of nose) Of course they did...”

IMO, this was the best part

It’s just more “great people on both sides” nonsense.

I always wondered “what the hell is up with this dude?”

Do tell...

I hope during this Christmas season they put the blackest, darkest, tallest black actor in a Santa suit to be on the Today show without consulting her. Like, 11:59PM kinda dark. Put Djimon Hounsou in there, or Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.

I’ve always thought that using gas powered vehicles to deliver mail was a huge waste.

I thought Sheila’s line about the “itchy butt joke” was a clear allusion to the comedy world’s “scandal” a few years ago Jesus Tapdancin’ Christ, 2007, between Dane Cook and Louis CK. Louis accused Dane of stealing his itchy asshole joke (I know, right?), but they finally made amends when Dane guest starred in the FX…

We literally just had this happen in Virginia Beach. We lost the vote on light rail because our City Treasurer (that’s been in office FORTY years) successfully pulled this shit. There’s a guy here running against him, the first time someone’s ran against the treasurer since 1997, hope he unseats him.

You use a VPN?

Coming from someone that not only owns but builds his own firearms, your argument is moot. Politicians aren’t going to draft the legislation, lawyers and clerks and industry will - just like they always do. Using colloquial terms when discussing legislation isn’t a crime, otherwise Jim “I brought a snowball into…

Look, even Sean Hannity called it a fucking clip. Nobody gives a shit about you donning your Captain Pedantic cape when people are dying and at least someone (including the fucking NRA of all groups) is down to try something to fix the issue at hand.

What site do you use? They pulled the links from the Reddit F1 thread