I hope during this Christmas season they put the blackest, darkest, tallest black actor in a Santa suit to be on the Today show without consulting her. Like, 11:59PM kinda dark. Put Djimon Hounsou in there, or Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.

I’ve always thought that using gas powered vehicles to deliver mail was a huge waste.

I thought Sheila’s line about the “itchy butt joke” was a clear allusion to the comedy world’s “scandal” a few years ago Jesus Tapdancin’ Christ, 2007, between Dane Cook and Louis CK. Louis accused Dane of stealing his itchy asshole joke (I know, right?), but they finally made amends when Dane guest starred in the FX…

We literally just had this happen in Virginia Beach. We lost the vote on light rail because our City Treasurer (that’s been in office FORTY years) successfully pulled this shit. There’s a guy here running against him, the first time someone’s ran against the treasurer since 1997, hope he unseats him.

You use a VPN?

Coming from someone that not only owns but builds his own firearms, your argument is moot. Politicians aren’t going to draft the legislation, lawyers and clerks and industry will - just like they always do. Using colloquial terms when discussing legislation isn’t a crime, otherwise Jim “I brought a snowball into…

Look, even Sean Hannity called it a fucking clip. Nobody gives a shit about you donning your Captain Pedantic cape when people are dying and at least someone (including the fucking NRA of all groups) is down to try something to fix the issue at hand.

What site do you use? They pulled the links from the Reddit F1 thread

You’re talking about empathy, or lack of it.

“WHY DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THESE ARSONISTS WHEN ALL THESE WILDFIRES EXIST? WHY DON’T YOU TAKE CARE OF WILDFIRES FIRST??”

+1 pair of goggles

It’s not like she was a small Season 1 character only, either. To put it another way she was on the show for 40% of the entire run of the show, 50% if you don’t include the last season because... that last season was not great. They put Waldo Faldo on the cover and he was 1) not even part of the family and 2) on for…

You’re out of your mind! My 32X worked perfectly with that system too! :D

This is the disconnect I don’t understand. Don’t these different Kinja properties all talk to each other on Slack?

We talking about my dad or this lady?

Originally born in Iowa, lives in TX now (and has basically forever.) He’s a real midwest kind of person, just woke AF too.

Happened to me, though I didn’t go to college at 12. Slept through high school physics classes while working near full time hours pulling A’s and B+’s . Move out during my senior year, graduate a semester early, then...

Except nobody was driving a rotary telephone down the road at highway speeds, cheesedick.

Simple: Indoctrination. I know that word is used a lot by the Right regarding controversial things like dinosaurs and the laws of physics, but that’s really what it is.

That’s what happens when you put flags and the anthem in everything up to and including T-ball games.