I want to throw a match at them, just out of spite.

Being a cop is an extremely dangerous occupation. I commend that officer, well done! She should’ve just complied - it was for the safety of the officer and hospital staff to arrest her. YOU DON’T RESIST IF YOU’RE FOLLOWING THE LAW! Our Boys in Blue only want to put in their hours and make it home safe to their…

Starred for calling the carotid arteries/jugular veins and trachea the “blood hoses” and “air intake/exhaust tube” respectively.

Spicy take, but plausible!

Have you... seen Jason Jordan? I think he could actually be Kurt’s REAL son.

For some reason, reading “Threepio” like that gave me a taste memory of the C3PO cereal from the 80s.

OK, “fuel” you pedantic so-and-so.

Nobody else is going to say it? Fine I’ll say it.

Shit like this is the literal reason I stopped going to church and walked away from organized religion - the constant naked grift.

Shit like this is the literal reason I stopped going to church and walked away from organized religion - the constant naked grift.

1st Gear:

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But seriously, Frasier is boring.

I got genuinely anxious the first time I watched that sketch, because it’s exactly - EXACTLY - how my father dresses/talks/acts.

Same thing I thought when I watched it - that came way too smoothly. That wasn’t a dog whistle or slip of the tongue, that was him forgetting he was in public.

Point of correction: That Audi with the spherical wheels was from iRobot (fitting), not Minority Report.

“Show me where on the Internet... sshhh, it’s ok.... where Kinja touched you”

Simple, and unfortunately real, answer - These groups are partly classified as “Patriot Groups” and offered the same First (and other) Amendment protections as every other citizen. Their actions are only classified as a crime when they present imminent harm to person or property, or the crime has transpired. It gets…

I’m in the same boat; 35 (born in ‘81) and honestly I wish they’d just nail down what demographic/generation I belong in. Either I’m the generation that built most the modern internet yet has no voice, or I’m the generation that’s (gleefully) killing Applebee’s because I had to cash out 90% of my meager IRA to put a…

That’s the problem though, U.S. soldiers don’t even act like this. If they just harassed citizens like a lot of cops do here, then it makes community resentment escalate and the locals are very less likely to help them. It’s the whole “hearts and minds” tactic. Military won’t tolerate that shit and you’d end up…