“Calls them in” for skips he’s “having trouble catching.”

A guy named Bobby Brown (not that one) out of Colorado Springs is the PREMIERE example of what a bail bondsman can and should be. Unless there’s specifically notification that the suspect is armed/dangerous, he most often just approaches people in a polo and khakis. Most of the people they’re after are FTAs for simple…

Way to take a few days to come up with that pedantic comeback, you donut.

Private Stewie and the Cervix Kablooey

Counterpoint: No.

Omelette du fromage...

body was injured in an IUD explosion.

Really? As in the tens if not hundreds of billions of material support, infrastructure creation let alone improvement, and 15 years of attempting to train a standing army for the country’s own defense by the most well trained pound for pound armed forces since the Battle of Thermopylae? Democratic elections under…

Where the fuck do you see the word “started” in anything I typed?

Pres. Obama had the shovel ready jobs with the American Jobs Act - it was blocked by GOP congress (c.2011)

That’s a question for a physician, as they’d have to balance out any pre-existing conditions with your metabolism rates and administer a proper mg/kg dosage.

TDI conversion.

I wouldn’t have hit him. I wouldn’t have even said anything at all.

Because it’s not just “ooh, shiny stuff” updates that OEMs aren’t pushing, it’s SECURITY updates which are the biggest issue. Secondly to that is having the latest OS version.

Circling Jersey/Philly as “Poop” is the right decision. A star for this post.

Why paint a rich tapestry of thought and word worthy of Monet, when it’s much easier to scribble in crayon?

Gee, I guess you’re right. YOU might be more valuable to your family dead than alive. The rest of us will just have to keep on living without you.

Same, man. I drive a rusty old VW that every time a pass a Trooper on the road, makes me think “Is this the time? Am I next? Is this car going to give out in the middle of the road and I’m going to have my life ended for it?”

Did you miss the croquet mallet? That’s just pure gold right there. It’s like a stock image tried to recreate the fight scene from ‘Anchorman 2'