Where the fuck do you see the word “started” in anything I typed?

Pres. Obama had the shovel ready jobs with the American Jobs Act - it was blocked by GOP congress (c.2011)

That’s a question for a physician, as they’d have to balance out any pre-existing conditions with your metabolism rates and administer a proper mg/kg dosage.

TDI conversion.

I wouldn’t have hit him. I wouldn’t have even said anything at all.

Why paint a rich tapestry of thought and word worthy of Monet, when it’s much easier to scribble in crayon?

Gee, I guess you’re right. YOU might be more valuable to your family dead than alive. The rest of us will just have to keep on living without you.

Same, man. I drive a rusty old VW that every time a pass a Trooper on the road, makes me think “Is this the time? Am I next? Is this car going to give out in the middle of the road and I’m going to have my life ended for it?”

Did you miss the croquet mallet? That’s just pure gold right there. It’s like a stock image tried to recreate the fight scene from ‘Anchorman 2'

There’s nothing wrong with that Oxford comma.

“Developing story” as in “there’s more details to report as to the How, When, and Why.”

You can’t sue if you’re dead.

You can’t sue if you’re dead.

He didn’t “turn a million into billions,” his father died and he inherited the money. He only failed upward because his brother also died, because the brother was daddy’s favorite.

You feel that way, until some jagoff imports a $500 chinese auto-appliance that T-bones you at an intersection because the brake fluid reservoir was made of an old ketchup bottle.

Holy shit.

Yeah, fuck this author. This isn’t the first time he’s been carrying a whole bucket-full of salt about white people getting woke or light skinned people seemingly in general.

Me: “What? Like a chinese bootleg”

Don’t knock my kink...