Getting it shaken intentionally watered down his drink, allowing him a bit of liquid courage but still able to keep his wits about him to watch for baddies.

Exactly. Just because one a-hole used autopilot to fly that Germanwings flight into a mountain doesn’t mean autopilot should be removed from all capable planes.

With my hips fully back, if I don’t “manspread” just a slight bit and have my legs straight forward, my knees firmly touch the seat in front of me.

“I WO(N)“

“No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet” - Donald J. Trump

Roll down your window and look, or adjust your mirror down.

The people that actually say that don’t understand that IF Tesla allowed the car to produce full torque from a stop, it would just melt the tires all day long. One constant, long burnout until it finally caught traction at ~45 mph and by then you better hope you’re pointing in the right direction.

Some of these videos sound like my sexplay with the lady.

Does this count for 2?

+1 Fuck Castilian 

The perfect commuter car existed, but the jagoff company had to go and cheat on emissions...

Shit, I make a “comfortable” living and that’s nearly two months of net salary for me. A sudden $5k would let me pay off one of my student loans and still have enough to change my entire economic plans for all of 2017.

Thank you! These were all stupid questions from the author who clearly didn’t bother to put their phone and/or their dick down for 30 seconds to actually pay attention to the movie.

She wasn’t his sister and it wasn’t magic, it was text to speech. 

@Drew Magary - Did you even watch this movie with the sound on?

1) Terrell Jermaine Starr is NOT Tyler Rogoway. Just like Bob Uecker isn’t Myron Cope, or Ayrton Senna isn’t Niki Lauda. They both have their own style to relay objective facts, seasoned with analysis based on their respective backgrounds. Stop complaining about it.

IS THAT ALAN FRICKIN’ ALDA??? COOOL!!!

People like this are the reason I have only a passing interest in sports and religion. For some, they are one and the same.

This is gold.

I really don’t understand how Karl Rove gets paid to do ANYTHING by ANYONE. The last decade of whatever predictions or work he’s done have been an objective failure. Why would you listen to someone that has 10 years of failure to show for their “work”?