Four guys? Four WHOLE guys? Holy shit, that IS a crisis!

I waited for the WiFi one especially to come down in price. I can RDP into my home computer and start dinner from work.

I waited for the WiFi one especially to come down in price. I can RDP into my home computer and start dinner from…

Oh my god.

NFL’s not going to be happy until someone either shits their pants on national TV for being hit so hard, or dies. I’m a hard Steelers fan, but stop leading with the fucking helmet already.

Chris Rock actually stopped doing that bit and had to greatly distance himself from it after it got co-opted by every ‘Uncle Frank from Omaha’-type started saying it, followed or prefaced by “SEE?!?!? HE GETS IT!!!”

Every time I see this animation, I alway hear this music in my head

That’s basically the message China sent within days after the election.

TWO.

“All Takes Matter”

You don’t need a CDL to drive an RV, yet they’re as big as a lot of commercial vehicles (like a bus!). People don’t need a CDL to operate a 26' Uhaul, but will drive it like it’s a Corolla. Same goes for the (intramural sports) moms that drive Suburbans or H2s with similar reckless abandon, disregarding the fact…

Dude I’m just parroting the horseshit I heard from people when I lived out West. It’s what they believe; that the federal government is basically a monolithic set of anthropomorphized block letters (GOVERNMENT) coming to kick down their door and lead them off to FEMA camps or whatever. Ironically, you want to guess…

The problem is, nearly everyone who votes Red or considers themselves a (snicker) “Libertarian” will blindly shout “muh freedoms” without irony to most of them supporting Voter ID laws. Standardization of state drivers’ licenses to identical format but with differing state design (think license plates) would solve a…

Guess the concept of an analogy completely fucking escapes you.

The United States’ space program (arguably the most successful of the planet) took the budget and collective will of THE developed nation on the planet. Tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of people, tens (again, if not hundreds, when you factor in DoD) of billions of dollars and the best scientists on the planet…

It’s not JUST a “V6", this is V/AGs 3.6l VR6 FSI engine. When the exhaust is uncorked, it has an exhaust note that is second to none. Combined with being a 6-speed manual and AWD, and the massive aftermarket available for the VR6, this is a very capable vehicle.

Counterpoint:

They need to get whomever designed the interior of the Mk4 VW line to design the Model 3. I still sit in my car sometimes just to look around at the little details.

I love how many people are complaining that this is unethical, yet this is the EXACT things companies do to Average Joes across the planet. Companies obey the letter of the law, no more and - if they can get away with it - a lot less.

THANK YOU.

This man called it. Look for this scenario to play out around Summer of 2018.