In keeping with current events, the last time Kim K took a knee in public it was for Ray J.

It rhymes with sluke.

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

The past few days have been the ultimate example of how electing Trump was exactly like making Your Racist, Possibly Alcoholic, Definitely Ne’er-Do-Well Uncle™ president. Said uncle cares enormously about sports, even though he hasn’t been in anything resembling decent shape since age 22 or so.

Dannnnnggggg can’t a ho shine????? She literally went from the strip club to top of the charts..... give her cred where it’s due

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is white privilege in a nutshell.

It seems if you are a Stale, Pale and Male, you can get away with everything.

I’ve never met a lesbian who is that empty-headed.

But Kushner looks like a dying lesbian. That’s got to count for ... something?

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Step 1: Waive the Jones Act.

The translation of her smile: “You cheeky monkey you!”

There’s mischief in his eyes.

Who adjusts their suit that way? Ok, I’m no expert, but the thumb and index fingers are far more agile and useful.

It’s called SHADE.

Wow, that sure looks intentional.

Melania, honey, whatever you paid for that suit was too much. It’s very unflattering.

As someone who is currently trying to get pregs and is currently very. much. not. pregs, I COSIGN EVERYTHING IN THIS! It seems like everywhere I turn, every goddamn person is knocked up or has just popped one out within the last 2 months. One woman had TWO STROLLERS. I’m very happy for her but I also want to claw…

I live in the Bay Area, I’m over 35, married, have a stable career, and still can’t afford to have a kid. Kylie is 20 and just beat me to it- so I get it.