In a story that was terrible, this little piece made me very happy, “As a result of his 2013 settlement with the agency, Danno was reinstated as a chief ranger and spent the last two years of his career on what he called his “dream assignment,” as a backcountry ranger at Yellowstone and Glacier National Parks.” 

I counter with:

As with most large neck tattoos, I think it means either:

Mr. Freeze is a batman villain you heathen.

It’s cooling off here too.

And they won’t have to worry about traffic

Does he have another face on his collarbone?

All those replies and no mention of Affleck’s Chevelle?

I have to say, despite UCF being #1 in the Deadspin 25 this year and last year and the year before that, the coverage of this team here has been piss-poor.

I mean, maybe we’ve been primed to think of Kyrie as a bit out there and contrarian because of his whole flat-earth routine, but I think this headline is a bit misdirected. When he says, “I don’t really think of Christmas as a holiday,” I think what he’s saying is it’s just another day I have to work. And speaking as…

You mean... Watt

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

This is one profoundly moronic take.

To be fair, Tomlin spent a lot of time working as a diagnostician under Dr. House so his medical background would almost require him to speak out on the quack.

My brother-in-law has a four door F-150. I think he uses the bed for the various random things truck owners do with their trucks from time to time, and he can put the whole family of five in it. The alternatives would be:

That and what happened to body lines that actually lead somewhere and don’t trail off into nothing? This will annoy the fuck out of me:

And the 1970 looks better.