My wife can’t stop watching the house buying shows on HGTV. I have taking to throwing terrible buyer catch phrases at her in annoying voices or inserting my own intro voice over.

This show is this meme:

I really like the cars and coffee edition

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Why does this exist.

I don’t know if I’m more saddened by the theft or the fact that ‘esports commentator’ is actually a profession.

No it isn’t. The “bold strategy, Cotton” line comes from a scene in Dodgeball.

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

Xterra. Much cheaper, pretty much as reliable and as good anywhere he’ll be willing to go off-road. Only negative is it won’t hold it’s resale value as strongly as a Toyota.

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

Bruce Lee ended all talk of that.

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Hey, check out this Chevy “Camaro”:

If they didn’t ticket the driver (concrete looked dry, pylons far enough apart to “cause confusion”) I don’t believe they’ll be able to charge them for the repair.

Maybe some of the frontrunning cars from FSAE?

It’s his first note-worthy drive in years!