Since this happened in Kansas, I feel compelled to say “carry on, my wayward son”.

This is our chance to make someone vote for a new car, guilt-free, and we’re recommending a Lexus SUV? I THOUGHT THIS WAS JALOPNIK.

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

He’s right though.

Lol Ballaban

The world has a shitty surprise for you in your early 50s. Your kids are fully baked, you’re at your peak earning period, you have lots of vacation time. “Woo! Let’s take that trip to Europe, and then finally rebuild the Camaro!” And at that exact moment, your parents begin their breakdown, physically and/or…

Do you have anal leakage or something? Why is this such an issue for you?

Jesus Christ, what year is it to people in Kansas?

There’s nobody in the car.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like a hideous ransom note of a car, with the chrome trim and all those vents making it look really cheap? Take those bits away and I doubt you’d be able to tell it apart from any other saloon car, especially other ones from South Korea. And, really, those performance figures…

Voodoo are good too.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

I could be all cynical and suggest that Chevron recognised the memorial was actively cared for for over a decade, recognised the risk to their public profile of demolishing it (even when they didn’t know the carer) substantially outweighed the cost of preparing a permanent alternative AND recognised the potential…

Man, I’m with you. I’m not doing any weekend car shit before 11 a.m. Thanks.

“We want cheap, small, light weight sport cars!”

I’m very much on team “you don’t have to click it and read it if you don’t want to,” but even so, you are +1000 HP correct on this one.

Dogs fucking up on agility courses—