I bet his shit would fuck our world up. #richpeopleweed

Why was a thirteen-year-old girl left alone with Roman Polanski?

Drake is also Jewish so two birds, one stone!

Oh, Chrissy Teigen is horribly annoying on social media. I followed her for years and finally had to unfollow her because she was just so annoying.

Hahahahahaha “Struggle Jackson”

Where would they be registered, Bland, Bath & Beyond?

Their shipping name would be “Drift.” And any time you want to talk about them you say, “Did/Do you catch my Drift?”

Even though I watched this live when I was a kid, I don’t remember the absolutely amazing photoshop job that made Aretha Frankling look like Toni Braxton.

And God, Shania looks like Marisa Tomei.

Scientology hooks people with logical approaches to problem solving. Once they’re hooked, then they start auditing, which involves confessing/reliving horrible things in your life until they no longer have power over you. Plus Scientologists have to take classes that cost a lot of money - and the CoS will help you…

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!

all that song did was make me want to read naya’s book

What a mess. I can’t imagine going against my daughter’s wishes and writing about her life if she didn’t want me to. That poor man.

Really?? As an Indian woman (from India) I always thought American Indian was perceived as quite insulting? It’s like a bunch of idiot whites came to the Americas and were like “Wait this isn’t India? Ehh fuck it we’ll call you guys Indians anyway.”

American Indian is acceptable to many of us. Although we like it if you refer to us by the name of our nation.

My own abusive, mentally ill mother (a rich white lady) put my life in real, immediate danger at least twice between the ages of 3 (about the time my memories start) and 15 (when I figured out how to more/less not live at home anymore). So there was a time when my first inclination might have been to give the cops, in…

I’m guessing it means the cops spotted her gun and emptied their weapons at her.

“Wellness check”

I hate to say this, but calling the police because of a mental health issue is a bad idea these days.