Wait, where do I click to watch the video?

Marry down, so that your children can learn to fix things with their hands. The world has enough ponces already.

In other words: “Boring, Wealthy, Basic seeks same”?

WOW that girl does not understand how to visible bra straps.

I have to admit that as a very well-educated woman in her 30s, there’s an appeal to a dating marketplace where that isn’t considered a liability.

This needs more stars. The headline is a little too victim-blamey.

I think you’re confused. I’m 99% sure that he didn’t beat her up because she gave the baby vodka. He beat her up because he’s an abusive drunk that was pissed off because he couldn’t drink his vodka that he had put in a WATER bottle probably so he could drink it at work.

FIFY...

Your one month old baby just drank a shot and a half of vodka and your first reaction is to beat up the mother?

Quick question: who puts vodka in a water bottle and carries it around? This dude has different hydration needs.

Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Or take care of your own kids. What a novel idea!