Honestly, that would be better chemical warfare training than that whole “get in the shack with the tear gas” thing.

Wait, people still order Blow Job shots?!

heal a wide variety of conditions including Down’s syndrome,

“Never loan anybody your pickup truck.” is a lesson that needs to be burned into the brains of anyone who buys a pickup. Just by it’s nature, anybody who wants to use your truck is not asking for it because they need to transport a cardboard box filled with lace dollies. They’re going to beat that thing like a rented…

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…

This coming from someone posting on a gaming website. If you’re going to troll at least put some effort in.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

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As she moves from job to job to job because she cannot grasp that the entire fucking world is not your Facebook page.

“Isn’t it like, SOOOO RANDOMMMM?”

I believe Tomorrowland is the only movie from this summer that everyone has already forgotten ever existed.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

The worst. There was this one song called Mother Trucker that she hummed all the time. She hummed it like it was a gospel song, she even closed her eyes while doing it sometimes. God I hated that woman. I bet she tells people that I’m her black friend so she can’t be racist.

Someone needs to take the Portlandia sketch “Put a bird on it” and replace ‘bird’ with ‘gun’, and bam, you’ve got the NRA platform in a nutshell.

I think the reason he looks weird minus pants is because, at the end of the day, he’s still a human being at heart.

As someone who had lots of anime dork friends in high school and college, and who now teaches a lot of anime dorks, I happen to be familiar with these terms, but don’t think you’re an idiot for not having encountered them, since they’re particular to certain specific nerd subcultures in certain specific generations.

That’s waif-fu. Different thing, not to be confused with.