I can't remember a time in my short 26 years on this planet where someone claiming to be the best, most loyal, come-to-jesus christian didn't mean they were the biggest asshole in the room

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Thank you for enforcing my decision to unsubscribe from Jezebel.

At least she is passionate.

eh, I'm going to Godwin this argument right here:

Uber, I thought you'd like to see this. Look what you did to her google. Look at it.

the part that kills me about that book is that there is this idea that the rich executives are the one's who invented all the stuff we use. I don't want to rag on Steve Jobs, but he didn't invent the mp3 player, nor did he invent all the tech in the iPhone. Some much lower paid guys and gals did that, and while they…

My friend and her husband watched that. I got, "Holy shit!" texts. I responded with varying forms of, "Uhhh. That is fake AF." She answered those with, "I don't know, this is pretty convincing!"

there's a good chance you'll be swirling secretions from a beaver's anal glands around in your mouth.

SJW Alert

For every bigoted homophobe that says "I have lots of gay friends", there's a gay guy saying "So there's this homophobic asshole that I work with".

Honestly, the whole ad is just tiresome to me. It's like that guy from high school who wears Tapout and still insists on abrogating himself the role of Judge of All That Is Masculine was hired to make a beer ad. I don't wish that guy any ill will, but I do want him to fuck off already.

I'm not sure I have enough for all of them....

This needs way more stars.

The Patriarchy

I witnessed this happened to a server in a casino I worked at as a busyboy way back at 19 yrs old. The snakey asshole with the depleting stack of ones ended up leaving a dollar for four rounds plus food and told the server he could've done better.

I had a friend who would tell customers to just put the money in their pockets now and then just give them the bare minimum of service on principle. I salute her.

Monogrammed Thermosery

"I didn't read the story, but it wasn't funny."