I was hoping for an Astral Chain cop.  

His depiction of sniper Chris Kyle as a generic war hero instead of the unprofessional, deranged, greedy, racist, sociopathic pathological liar conspiracy theorist he actually was when I knew Clint had to decided to cater to the Cranky Old Farts Fox News Crowd.

Also, the helicopters in Operation Eagle Claw were Navy. Their operational limitations had nothing to do with heavy lift, but poor maintenance, a lack of purpose-built special operations helos, and a lack of a dedicated force of pilots trained specifically in special operations aviation.

Huh, it’s like a pretentious 80s / 90s Calvin Klein ad.

I’m pretty he was making a joke, as the visor cut-out was now down around his mouth.

It’s the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who is basically there as an audience member.

In the military, red cables are used for the Secret level network. Yellow is Top Secret. Classified laptops are normally stored in a vault when not in use.

The hench-woman was cute. That was about all I remember.

Yeah, it's almost like people with severe PTSD act oddly after the traumatic event.

I remember his cameo in the first episode of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, where he acts smug and condescending to a group of women who had just been liberated from their captor.

...or had five kids from three different women and had gone bankrupt at least four times.

The MCU would have to add Wonder Woman, Spawn, Lady Death, Speed Racer, and Steve Urkel to be on par with all the rival studio characters in SSBU.

“Wow, this Sharpie thing is great! Simple, effective, understated, and inexpensive. I’ve got a great TrumpCo business idea. Have them turn it into the exact opposite!”

“Just sayin'."

The Glock 17/19 9mm is far more popular, unless Ms. Gun Expert is using “AR-15" as a catch-all term for semi-automatic rifles based on the original Armalite design in every caliber from 5.56mm to .300 Blackout to .50 Beowulf and made by everyone from Colt to Noveske to H&K to Ruger.

He’s literally the stupidest President in history, and it’s morbidly amusing watching him learn about something that most children are aware of for the first time.

Being raised by a slumlord Klansman asshole like Fred Trump probably meant Donald had a very, very slim chance of being a decent person, so I can understand the pity.

Seeing a screen name ending in 88? Let’s play “31 or Nazi?”

Bill Finger to Bob Kane, regarding Batman.  Kane’s Batman was a fucking dumpster fire that would have been a guy in red tights and a domino mask flapping around on wings until Bill Finger rescued it.

I think a better question would be, “does anyone give a shit about anything Spawn-related that is from after 2003?”

Especially since Angela is now property of Marvel.